'Ok, but first existential dread' Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Does waking up after a restless sleep suck your will to live? Does the idea of getting on that hamster wheel just one more day make you want to eat your own brains? Forget coffee, wear this shirt instead and live to face another meaningless day in the Capitalist machine.

Techy stuff:
It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy.
The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability for those vision quests alone in the woods.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the centre
• Unisex style features longer torso, size up for baggier fit

Please allow 7 - 12 days for delivery

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction and waste, so thanks for making thoughtful purchasing decisions. You're mint.